- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

my mom raped yerr foot

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

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