- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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