My mom caught me masturbating.

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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W.N.B.A.

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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Where is my tractor?

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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