Six million.

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

What is black but also yellow? A song.

A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

Dancing Potatoe!

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

I grammer is gooder then yours.

What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

FAP

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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