what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

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A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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your mom is so blind she cant read.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

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Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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Wade's the father

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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