What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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knock knock go away ok

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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Penis-Pump

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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How did th-A fridge.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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