- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

whats 2+2? 4

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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