Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

Knock knock Come In.......

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

A Banana wrote this...

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

How old is victor? Old

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Are you a human?

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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