- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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