- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

2 women were sitting quietly

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