- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

George Bush does not care about black people.

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

Knock knock Come In.......

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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