what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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You just won the game...

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

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What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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Knock knock Come In.......

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A Frenchman stays and fights

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Anti Joke

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