what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

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alston wang

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

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Flab

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kiss me?

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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Wats a joke?

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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What is the best part about football The scoring

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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Jesus was nailed to the cross by Roman guards... His disciples were kept behind a line of guards and they could not hear Jesus speak. They can see he was saying something, so they had to get closer to hear what he was saying. John dodged a guard and ran towards Jesus, but a guard cut his leg off with a sword... Peter ran for it and got past John but another guard cut off one of his legs... Matthew saw this opportunity to dodge both guards and jets past both John and Peter and gets to the foot of the cross... Jesus looks down at Matthew and says, "Matthew.... I can see your house from here!"

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two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

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