whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

I know a black girl named beyonca.

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

whats brown and smells like shit shit

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

What is the best part about football The scoring

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

God bless America, and no where else.

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

I grammer is gooder then yours.

what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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