whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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Women's Rights.

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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A blind man walks into a bar

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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Women's football

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An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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Black Veil Brides.

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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