A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

What is Earth made out of? Earth

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

whos gay? you are

Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

69

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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