What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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George Bush does not care about black people.

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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Three people are stranded on an island. They are captured by a tribe of cannibal natives. The natives say " find 10 fruits of the same kind and bring them back" The first guy comes back with apples The natives say " shove them up your buttox without showing any sign of emotion" The firs guy gets to the second apple and then woos in pain the natives kill him The second guy comes back with blue berries he gets to the ninth berry and laughs. The natives kill him. The two guys are in heaven. The fist guy says " you could've survived why did you laugh?" the second guy replies," I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples"

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guess what chicken butt

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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Women's rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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