Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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Jesus was nailed to the cross by Roman guards... His disciples were kept behind a line of guards and they could not hear Jesus speak. They can see he was saying something, so they had to get closer to hear what he was saying. John dodged a guard and ran towards Jesus, but a guard cut his leg off with a sword... Peter ran for it and got past John but another guard cut off one of his legs... Matthew saw this opportunity to dodge both guards and jets past both John and Peter and gets to the foot of the cross... Jesus looks down at Matthew and says, "Matthew.... I can see your house from here!"

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What is the best part about football The scoring

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Wats a joke?

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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What's up? A direction...

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Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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brian mcgee is gay!

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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