- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

Penis-Pump

George Bush.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Blonde Entrepeneurs

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

Knock Knock. Come in.

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What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

Knock knock runs away laughing

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