- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

A Banana wrote this...

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

A blonde walked into a phone pole.

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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