- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

Your so stupid, that your stupid.

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

My mom caught me masturbating.

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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