- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

There is this dylectic who can't spell.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

A russian gives away vodka.

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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