What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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I saw a shovel once.

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Jesus was nailed to the cross by Roman guards... His disciples were kept behind a line of guards and they could not hear Jesus speak. They can see he was saying something, so they had to get closer to hear what he was saying. John dodged a guard and ran towards Jesus, but a guard cut his leg off with a sword... Peter ran for it and got past John but another guard cut off one of his legs... Matthew saw this opportunity to dodge both guards and jets past both John and Peter and gets to the foot of the cross... Jesus looks down at Matthew and says, "Matthew.... I can see your house from here!"

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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what is big and white? the moon

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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