Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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What's dead? Your mum.

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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the cast of the jersey shore

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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save water shower with friends

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Mr. Burns sex scandal.

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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