- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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