I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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