What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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