A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

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Woman's rights.

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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Women

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Facebook...

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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