- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

Knock knock Come In.......

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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