- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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