Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

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What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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