- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

A child with cancer grows up.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

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