What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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Women's football

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roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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