- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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