What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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what is stupid and reading this you

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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