what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

How did the priest die? Masterbation

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

I know a black girl named beyonca.

alston wang

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

whats brown and smells like shit shit

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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