Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

Knock knock. Come in.

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

Jared Gough is a slut

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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