Type 2 diabetics

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if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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Chuck Norris died.

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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