why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

Asians

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

Chuck Norris.

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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