how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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Where is my tractor?

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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Anti Joke

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