Why does the little boy play video games all the time? Because he is socially awkward and has no friends.

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If life gives you lemons, you can't really make anything because you lack the proper materials.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

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how do you know a chinese person has been in your house? #1 your homework is done #2 your computer is upgraded #3 when you get home there still pulling out of your driveway

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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What's really ugly and smells like a hampster? My hampster.

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What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

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Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

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Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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A man walks into a bra, he is an alcoholic and is destroying his family

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Whats the difference between boyscouts and jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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why did the stupid boy put his clothes on his valentines? because hes stupid

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What's the difference between a terrorist and Bill Gates? One founded a successful software company, and the other commits mass murder of civilians for political gain.

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- What's green and invisible? *holds out empty hand* - This cabbage

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

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A man goes to a Korean-owned dry cleaner to pick up his suits. They were impeccably cleaned at a reasonable rate.

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walked into a bar and had a great time because all of them worship the same God. (Obs: The imam ordered only soft drinks)

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? A ride to a Concentrtation Camp.

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I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

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Have you ever heard of Yoda? From 'Attack of the Clones'?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What's long and yellow? A yellow tube.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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