How do you get a clown to stop smiling Kill him

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What do you call a black person pushing a car? A very strong human being.

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A man walks into a Scottish bar and sits down. Another man sitting at the end of the bar recognizes him and says "Hello, I've heard of you, I must ask, how did you get your name?" He replies, "You see that wall out there, protecting the town? I built it with me own 2 hands, so they call me Jon the Wallbuilder.

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What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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what has 9 legs, 4 feet and is orange? nothing.

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what do you do if you catch syphilis from a Swedish prostitute? seek the help of a medical professional.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken!!!!!

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what did the kid say when he could not find his shoe? wheres my shoe?

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Once upon a time, there was a man named John. John loved pancakes

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

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How do you survive a plane crash?? You don't

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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what's famous and sounds like a type of food? a famous artist's name slightly modified to include the name of a food

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walked into a bar and had a great time because all of them worship the same God. (Obs: The imam ordered only soft drinks)

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a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. they all wish me happy birthday bearing gifts. except there's no rabbi. or priest. or shaman. I'm not in a bar. I'm in my room. alone. i spent most of my birthdays that way.

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-Knock knock. -Who's there? -Doctor. -Docter who? -Yes...

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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What is it called when a male and a male are together. A relationship

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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"Nice pair of crocs" said nobody

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q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

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who has no willy? robbie kearns

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Anti Joke

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