So this guy's taking a hooker back to a hotel room, right? The woman turns out to be a federal agent investigating prostitution in inner-city inviornments, and the man is promptly arrested. He is now subject to a large fine and 90 days in a county jail.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: slightly aged post it note glue

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mooooh im a cow

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What's really ugly and smells like a hampster? My hampster.

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

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y do churches have kneelers?, cuz it puts less stain on ur knees

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A robot walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "can I get you a drink?" The robot replies, "No, I'm a robot."

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did the autistic man cross the road? He was also depressed. It was a highway.

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks... ...into an alleyway to have a quick smoke before entering the bar his friends went in.

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What's long and yellow? A yellow tube.

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walked into a bar and had a great time because all of them worship the same God. (Obs: The imam ordered only soft drinks)

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why did the stupid boy put his clothes on his valentines? because hes stupid

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Have you ever heard of Yoda? From 'Attack of the Clones'?

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What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Doug.

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What do the Japanese hate more than sitting in traffic? tsunamis.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? Literally an endless list of things.

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Why did The chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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What's the difference between a terrorist and Bill Gates? One founded a successful software company, and the other commits mass murder of civilians for political gain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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