What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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What do you call a black person pushing a car? A very strong human being.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. He never got an ice cream he is alergic.

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What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling Kill him

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what has 9 legs, 4 feet and is orange? nothing.

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what do you do if you catch syphilis from a Swedish prostitute? seek the help of a medical professional.

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Knock knock It's open

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-Knock knock. -Who's there? -Doctor. -Docter who? -Yes...

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Once upon a time, there was a man named John. John loved pancakes

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what did the kid say when he could not find his shoe? wheres my shoe?

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what's famous and sounds like a type of food? a famous artist's name slightly modified to include the name of a food

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walked into a bar and had a great time because all of them worship the same God. (Obs: The imam ordered only soft drinks)

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

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"Nice pair of crocs" said nobody

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a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. they all wish me happy birthday bearing gifts. except there's no rabbi. or priest. or shaman. I'm not in a bar. I'm in my room. alone. i spent most of my birthdays that way.

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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A robot walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "can I get you a drink?" The robot replies, "No, I'm a robot."

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Excuse me sir, you wouldn't happen to have the time, would you?

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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Why did the retarded man jump off a building to commit suicide? He didn't try to commit suicide. He was mentally retarted and didn't know any better.

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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