Once upon a time, there was a man named John. John loved pancakes

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What is black and white and red all over. A blackboard.

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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What do you call a kid with headgear and one leg? Names.

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Q:What did the goat die? A: I dont know everything dies

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Your mom is so stupid, she decided to go back to school.

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?????????????????????? ????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ...?????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? you mad?

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y do churches have kneelers?, cuz it puts less stain on ur knees

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What is it called when a male and a male are together. A relationship

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What do you call a black person pushing a car? A very strong human being.

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Rock, paper, scissors, ebola

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. they all wish me happy birthday bearing gifts. except there's no rabbi. or priest. or shaman. I'm not in a bar. I'm in my room. alone. i spent most of my birthdays that way.

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What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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Stephen Hawkings was ice skating on the Eiffel Tower... then he woke up.

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Have you ever heard of Yoda? From 'Attack of the Clones'?

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What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

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After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

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a dyslexic man can't spell a word, don't judge him

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Excuse me sir, you wouldn't happen to have the time, would you?

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how do you know a chinese person has been in your house? #1 your homework is done #2 your computer is upgraded #3 when you get home there still pulling out of your driveway

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Knock knock It's open

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What do you call two black guys on a bike? Unsafe operation of a bicycle.

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Why did the retarded man jump off a building to commit suicide? He didn't try to commit suicide. He was mentally retarted and didn't know any better.

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Anti Joke

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