what do you do if you catch syphilis from a Swedish prostitute? seek the help of a medical professional.

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what has 9 legs, 4 feet and is orange? nothing.

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A man walks into a Scottish bar and sits down. Another man sitting at the end of the bar recognizes him and says "Hello, I've heard of you, I must ask, how did you get your name?" He replies, "You see that wall out there, protecting the town? I built it with me own 2 hands, so they call me Jon the Wallbuilder.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

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Q: How many apples grow on a tree? A: All of them

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a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. they all wish me happy birthday bearing gifts. except there's no rabbi. or priest. or shaman. I'm not in a bar. I'm in my room. alone. i spent most of my birthdays that way.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. He never got an ice cream he is alergic.

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What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a vampire? A Vampire Polar Bear.

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Your mom is so stupid, she decided to go back to school.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling Kill him

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? Literally an endless list of things.

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A robot walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "can I get you a drink?" The robot replies, "No, I'm a robot."

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If life gives you lemons, you can't really make anything because you lack the proper materials.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

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What's really ugly and smells like a hampster? My hampster.

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Guess what happened when a man took off his jumper?? He became cold!

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How do you survive a plane crash?? You don't

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"Nice pair of crocs" said nobody

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Excuse me sir, you wouldn't happen to have the time, would you?

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q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

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Knock knock It's open

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y do churches have kneelers?, cuz it puts less stain on ur knees

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