What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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