A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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This site is easy to upload to...

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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