- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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Civil Rights.

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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