- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there?

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

OBAMA

Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

69, hahaha

What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

NASCAR

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

Hi

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

hi. thats what she said.

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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