Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

George Bush does not care about black people.

Dear Board of education, so are we.

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

Jared Gough is a slut

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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