- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

A child with cancer grows up.

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

Garry Glitters on here

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

A woman leaves the kitchen.

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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