why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

Thanks

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

Matty B

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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