The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

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No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

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Facebook...

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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Knock knock Come In.......

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

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Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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The 13th Amendment...

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What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

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whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

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