If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

What's red and has wheels a red car....

what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

Roses are red Violets are penis

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

Drunk irish man

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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