- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

Potato

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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