Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

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Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

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What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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Women's Rights

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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