What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

elliot forsythe is a paedo

Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

You just won the game...

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

Jared Gough is a slut

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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