A woman leaves the kitchen.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

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What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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Anti Joke

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