Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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Guess what? No.

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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