The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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