Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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Black Veil Brides.

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Women's football

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

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Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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Anti Joke

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