whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

Knock knock What

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

no

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

Women's Rights.

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

I am really good at math debating

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

Hey, we're both lawyers.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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