A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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Thanks

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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Dislike this

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George Bush does not care about black people.

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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minecraft

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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