- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

rape that shit

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

God bless America, and no where else.

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

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