- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

rape that shit

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

God bless America, and no where else.

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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