- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

the cast of the jersey shore

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

whats 2+2? 4

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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