What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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what do you call a black man named mike

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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