what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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