Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

a man walked into a bar "ouch"

How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

marshal sterio had sex

a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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