- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

Knock Knock Come in

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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