Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

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How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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Women's rights.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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verry nice how mUCH?

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Anti Joke

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