There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

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A russian gives away vodka.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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