Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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Smart Blondes

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

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What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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