How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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test

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

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Yes. Just Yes.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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