- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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