I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Joay impistato is a fig

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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alston wang

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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Six million.

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Justin Beiber

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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How many dislikes can this get?

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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