- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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Knock knock What

whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Are you a human?

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

Ham sandwich

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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