How old is victor? Old

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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A Banana wrote this...

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Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

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Mitt Romney.

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Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

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What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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Six million.

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How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

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How did the priest die? Masterbation

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Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

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What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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