hi. thats what she said.

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

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you

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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How are you? Yes

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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