A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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