- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Dancing Potatoe!

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

ballsack

Girls Basketball.

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

i'm not gay

You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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