There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

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Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

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wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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Kah-________-

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Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

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Women

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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