Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

No. Yes.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

the jokes are repetitive on this site

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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