- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

Two women were sitting quietly.

How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

What's dead? Your mum.

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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