- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

whats better than 24................. 25

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

What just hit my face? The floor

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