Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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Penis-Pump

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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marshal sterio had sex

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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